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These are some of our most popular hosts here at the station!

LARRY KELSO JR.
The Facks

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Larry Jr. is the 10-year-old son of the Kelso family’s now-deceased “black sheep” Larry. Don’t let his age fool you though; Larry Jr. proves to be an effective yet controversial investigative reporter and activist when he launches his own show, The Facks. Intelligent and fearless to a fault, Larry Jr. will say anything to anybody at any time. This often creates intense conflict within and for the rest of us in the Kelso family, but it’s all worth it to Larry Jr. if it helps unearth the truth.

JUDGE CLEM
Judge Clem: No -ency

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Judge Clem never had any desire to be on television, but Programming Director Mary Kelso saw pure star power when Clem sentenced Mary’s now-deceased brother Larry to jail for the ninth time. Clem agreed to have her trials filmed in hopes that her harsh nature would deter viewers from committing crimes. Since Clem’s TV debut, the crime rate in Jonathanville has doubled every year. There have also been several marriages and at least one documented conception.

MURF DUNT
Talkin' Late With Murf Dunt

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Murf began performing standup in 1990 and quickly earned a reputation for holding loud conversations with total strangers in the audience whenever other comedians were on stage. When one angry comic told Murf, “This open mic ain’t a damn talk show where you’re the host,” Murf got an idea - to brutally beat that comic with the mic stand for making fun of him in front of all those people. As soon as he was released from jail in 2012, Murf came to JPA with the totally unrelated idea for Talkin’ Late.

Barry Walchars
Jonathanville Tours

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Barry, a 12th generation Arkansan, has never been anywhere else in the world. There’s just no need with all these fun things to do in Jonathanville! Some of Barry’s favorite spots include: the haunted fairgrounds, Paper Mill Mall, Old Scrotimm’s Country Club, and the good Walmart.

PAM SLATHERS
Live Or Let Fry

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While Pam has run the elementary school’s lunch program for decades, she is best known for her heroic efforts on Thanksgiving in 1972, when bollweevils got into the town’s flour supply and ruined everyone’s gravy. Pam used her connections and kitchen skills to whip up enough weevil-free gravy to feed the whole state of Arkansas, and Thanksgiving was saved. The people of Jonathanville still commemorate this miracle with an annual Pam Slathers Gravy Day Parade. Pam has a bite-sized husband named Desmond.

SAM DUDLEY OBRITE
Fixin-2-Fix-It

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Known for his charisma, affability, and mustache, Sam Dudley Obrite has been teaching viewers how to fix various things around their homes since 2013. Sam Dudley Obrite owns and operates his own hardware store (Sam Dudley Obrite Hardware Store), which he loves almost as much as he loves his son. To ask Sam Dudley Obrite a question to answer on Fixin-2-Fix-It, please email: SamDudleyObriteHostOfFixin2FixIt2@
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