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These are some of the shows we're airing these days! Contact us for more!

Folk Remedies Is Joke Remedies    3:00 AM
Dr. Wright debunks irresponsible health practices while guiding citizens toward proper treatment of the strange diseases wreaking havoc around town, including Diarrheasles, Milk Leg, Mouth Gout, Bloody Haircut, and more. 


The Facks    6:00 PM
10-year-old Larry Kelso Jr. proves to be an effective (but divisive) investigative reporter as he fearlessly seeks the truth. This little boy's determined to find out who's tampering with the town's Donkey Chili supply.

TMJ    8:00 PM
This show features the hottest gossip on Jonathanville’s most prominent individuals, and it’s hosted by Fletcher Birb -- his jaw may be wired shut, but his lips can never be sealed.

Roop Y'all's Dirt Bike Drag Race    11:00 AM

Dirt bikes, drag queens, and a controversial new champion.

Mayoral Message    HOURLY
Though he is never seen or heard, The Mayor makes his presence felt through sponsored announcements about policy changes (i.e. no more Doppler Gay-Dar) and community events (i.e. the Pam Slathers Gravy Day Parade).


Scarathanville    4:00 AM
Jonathanville’s top paranormal investigative team explores all of the spookiest places in town, including Old Possum’s Fishing Hole, Hootie’s Holler, and the Dairy Empress Murder Freezer.

The Death Lady    5:00 PM
A weekly obituary round-up from Abigale Charmlow, better known as “The Death Lady.” Despite her dry delivery, Abigale is Jonathanville’s favorite source for who died and how.

Keeping Up With The Kelsos    1:00 PM
See the highs and lows of running this station in this intentionally dramatic reality show where the Kelsos take turns filming one another, even when not at work.

Judge Clem: No -ency    12:00 PM
This daytime courtroom show has a super stern host in Judge Clem. Familiar faces from other shows on the station often appear as plaintiffs, defendants, witnesses, and jury members.

Talkin’ Late With Murf Dunt    11:30 PM
Whether they’re local to J’ville or just passing through, every somebody with something to promote knows they gotta make an appearance on Murf Dunt’s legendary late-night talk show.

Live or Let Fry    3:00 PM
As the host of this cooking/game show, Pam Slathers poses trivia questions to various animals on her legendary farm. Answer incorrectly, and they’re headed to the deep fryer!

Lyle’s Lost & Found    1:00 AM
Lyle Barndoozy shows off all the stuff he’s “found” around town; come pick it up if it’s yours. (Mostly, these are items Lyle has stolen from his ex, Shanna Marie, who will not return his calls. If any of you see Shanna, please tell her to call Lyle back or come to the station.)

Churching It Up    9:00 AM
Jan Gammler sets out to prove that any building can be improved by “church-ification.” Private homes, abandoned barns, synagogues, gas stations - you name it, Jan will church it up right.

Jonathanville Tours    7:00 AM
Town historian Barry Walchars gives viewers a thorough overview of some of Jonathanville’s finest businesses, prettiest destinations, hidden-est gems, and best Walmarts.

Gerty’s Garden Gazing    4:30 AM
Gertrude Urbstreed takes an in-depth look at all the yards in town, from the scraggliest plots, to Chloe Ridder’s yard with its historically significant willow.

Meeting Men Making Meat    4:00 PM
The only game show where female contestants find love AND dinner at the same time. Ladies ask questions from behind a partition while guys on the other side grill and hope to thrill.

Cabbin’ In The Woods    1:30 AM
Cab driver Tammy Zigzby drives through the woods of Jonathanville looking for fares from hunters, animals, and everything in between. It’s always a wild ride, but buckling up ain’t an option because Tammy took all the seatbelts out for religious reasons.

The Telejonathon    2:00 AM
Murf Dunt, Pam Slathers, Barry Walchars, and other local celebrities attempt to raise money for various causes.

Fixin-2-Fix-It    10:00 AM
You broke it? He’ll fix it. Sam Dudley O’brite (of Sam Dudley O’brite Hardware Store) guides viewers through the process of performing various household repairs. He’s light on detailed instructions, but big on personal secrets.

SAD JPA PSA    HOURLY
The station does its part to raise awareness about important issues like Global Worming, the destruction of the Amazon Brainforest, or the impact an oil pill can have on a duck’s liver.


Again, we got plenty more, so contact us to hear about those!

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