These folks all work here at the station with me, Barry Kelso!

I interviewed them so I could write these little biographies, and then I took a picture of each person's favorite place in town.

BARRY KELSO (that's me!)

Station Intern

As the youngest of 8, Barry takes on the tasks none of his siblings want, like curating/hosting Jonathanville TV, building this site, keeping crows off the property, and checking the bathrooms for hidden cameras. Barry doesn’t mind because he loves being a part of the television industry.

MARY KELSO

Programming Director

Mary tracks down all the people, places, and things in town that deserve to be televised. She has a good eye for what would make a great show, and her other one got smacked out of her head by a stray lawn mower piece at the 1999 Pam Slathers Gravy Day Parade.

TERRY KELSO

Lead Field Producer

Terry is a true artist and everyone wants to work with her. Many of our creators call her “Jonathanville Favreau,” and she calls “action” and “cut” for their shows. Terry’s goal is to “put Hollywood out of business from Arkansas, and make it so the Hollywood sign says ‘Walmart.’”

SHERRY KELSO

Equipment Manager

Sherry refused to let me (Barry) interview her for the purposes of writing this brief bio. She called my request “inappropriate” and thinks bios are “boring.” Maybe she’s right. Sherry is usually right.

JERRY KELSO

Technical Advisor

Jerry is our resident camera expert. He’s currently building his own endoscopy machine in hopes of producing “a real-life Osmosis Jones show.” Please contact him directly if you are interested in hosting this device/production in your body.

HARRY KELSO

Head of Hair & Makeup

Harry helps talent with their hair and makeup, and thinks that’s ironic given his name. He hates TV, but doesn’t think that’s ironic, even though other people (like me, Barry) tell him it is.

LIBRARY KELSO

Research & HR

I (Barry) refused to interview Library for this. She’s boring as heck.

LARRY KELSO SR.

Deceased

We apologize again for all of Larry’s actions when he was alive, and for any of his booby traps that we haven’t been able to find or disable yet.

MARBY SKITCHBANG

Head of Post-Production

Talented and lightning-fast, Marby could have been a legendary movie editor, but he got hooked on jack-off pills when he was 9, then again when he was 51. Marby is Mary’s long-time boyfriend, and Larry’s unofficial replacement in the family. Some of us call him “Upgrade.”